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2008/09/28
Rules of Halloween
With HALLOWEEN upon us, it is worthwhile to remember a few simple rules to keep yourself alive!!! Please use these helpful hints this and every year.
1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER go back and check to see if it's really dead. You’re just asking to be killed...
2. Do not search the basement for some mysterious sound, especially if the power has gone out and/or you are home all by yourself...
3. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, shoot them immediately. Trust us; it will save you a lot of grief in the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared by having extra bullets close by.
*This also applies to kids who speak with somebody else's voice.
4. When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER say, "Oh, I'll just go by myself. I'll be fine." (Dumb ass...)
5. Just as a general little rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
6. If you're searching for something which caused a loud noise and can't find anything, don't try to just stay there and act like nothing. GET THE HELL OUT UNLESS YOU WANNA DIE!!!
7. If appliances start operating by themselves, do not check for short circuits; just get the hell out.
8. Do not take ANYTHING from the dead. (This may include jewelry, bodily limbs, etc.)
9. If you find a town which looks deserted, there's probably a good reason for it. Don't stop and look around unless you’re a friggin idiot.
10. If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more than that if you are female. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.
11. If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, KILL
them immediately.
12. Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (boy, you're in trouble if you recognize this one), anywhere in Texas where chainsaws are sold, the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.
13. If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help. If you think that it is strange you ran out of gas because you thought you had most of a tank, shoot yourself instead. You are going to die anyway, and most likely be eaten.
14. Beware of strangers bearing tools. For example: chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any devices made from deceased companions.
15. Dress appropriately. When investigating a noise downstairs in an old house, women should not wear a flimsy negligee. And carry a flashlight, not a candle.
16. Do not go looking for witches in the Maryland countryside.
1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER go back and check to see if it's really dead. You’re just asking to be killed...
2. Do not search the basement for some mysterious sound, especially if the power has gone out and/or you are home all by yourself...
3. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, shoot them immediately. Trust us; it will save you a lot of grief in the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared by having extra bullets close by.
*This also applies to kids who speak with somebody else's voice.
4. When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER say, "Oh, I'll just go by myself. I'll be fine." (Dumb ass...)
5. Just as a general little rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
6. If you're searching for something which caused a loud noise and can't find anything, don't try to just stay there and act like nothing. GET THE HELL OUT UNLESS YOU WANNA DIE!!!
7. If appliances start operating by themselves, do not check for short circuits; just get the hell out.
8. Do not take ANYTHING from the dead. (This may include jewelry, bodily limbs, etc.)
9. If you find a town which looks deserted, there's probably a good reason for it. Don't stop and look around unless you’re a friggin idiot.
10. If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more than that if you are female. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.
11. If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, KILL
them immediately.
12. Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (boy, you're in trouble if you recognize this one), anywhere in Texas where chainsaws are sold, the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.
13. If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help. If you think that it is strange you ran out of gas because you thought you had most of a tank, shoot yourself instead. You are going to die anyway, and most likely be eaten.
14. Beware of strangers bearing tools. For example: chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any devices made from deceased companions.
15. Dress appropriately. When investigating a noise downstairs in an old house, women should not wear a flimsy negligee. And carry a flashlight, not a candle.
16. Do not go looking for witches in the Maryland countryside.
2008/09/12
Soft Mead
This is the Soft Mead recipe from A Kitchen Witch’s Cookbook by Patricia Telesco. This is a wonderful alternative to alcohol for children and adults.
Ingredients:
4 cups spring water
1 cup honey
1/2 teaspoon nutmeg
1/2 teaspoon ginger
1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
1 lemon, sliced
1 orange, sliced
1. Bring water, honey, spices to a boil in a medium saucepan. For best flavor use a stainless steel or non-metallic pot, an enamel coated or Pyrex pot are ideal.
2. Stir until the honey is completely dissolved; this is noticeable when the heaviness at the bottom of the pan disappears.
3. At this time there will be a film that rises to the top of the honey mixture. Skim this off with a wooden spoon, spatula, etc, until the surface is a clear as you can get it.
4. Add the lemon and orange slices, squeezing as they are put in.
5. Cool completely. I have cats so I usually cover the pot with cheesecloth to keep the cat hairs out!
6. Strain. I usually use cheesecloth for the first few passes and then graduate to coffee filters to clarify the soft mead.
7. Pour into bottles and store in refrigerator. (Old Martinelli Sparkling Apple Cider bottles work wonderfully).
Variations from the book:
~This is a very sweet recipe. When adding the honey it is best to add it a little at a time and taste test until you reach the preferred sweetness.
~Substitute one cup of the following for the lemon: raspberries (happiness), strawberries (to honor Freya), apple (health), peaches (long life), pears (protection).
~Current recipe attributes: pleasantries, revelry, health, love, prosperity
~Add an extra orange, sliced, before cooling. In this variation, when the mixture is too sweet than you can dilute slightly with chilled water to taste.
~During cool down add between 1/2 and 1 teaspoon vanilla extract.
Ingredients:
4 cups spring water
1 cup honey
1/2 teaspoon nutmeg
1/2 teaspoon ginger
1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
1 lemon, sliced
1 orange, sliced
1. Bring water, honey, spices to a boil in a medium saucepan. For best flavor use a stainless steel or non-metallic pot, an enamel coated or Pyrex pot are ideal.
2. Stir until the honey is completely dissolved; this is noticeable when the heaviness at the bottom of the pan disappears.
3. At this time there will be a film that rises to the top of the honey mixture. Skim this off with a wooden spoon, spatula, etc, until the surface is a clear as you can get it.
4. Add the lemon and orange slices, squeezing as they are put in.
5. Cool completely. I have cats so I usually cover the pot with cheesecloth to keep the cat hairs out!
6. Strain. I usually use cheesecloth for the first few passes and then graduate to coffee filters to clarify the soft mead.
7. Pour into bottles and store in refrigerator. (Old Martinelli Sparkling Apple Cider bottles work wonderfully).
Variations from the book:
~This is a very sweet recipe. When adding the honey it is best to add it a little at a time and taste test until you reach the preferred sweetness.
~Substitute one cup of the following for the lemon: raspberries (happiness), strawberries (to honor Freya), apple (health), peaches (long life), pears (protection).
~Current recipe attributes: pleasantries, revelry, health, love, prosperity
~Add an extra orange, sliced, before cooling. In this variation, when the mixture is too sweet than you can dilute slightly with chilled water to taste.
~During cool down add between 1/2 and 1 teaspoon vanilla extract.
2008/08/28
Charles Manson Testimony
I have nothing against none of you. I can't judge any of you. But I think it is high time that you all started looking at yourselves, and judging the lie that you live in.
I sit and watch you from nowhere, and I have nothing in my mind, no malice against you and no ribbons for you.
But you stand and you play the game of money. As long as you can sell a newspaper, some sensationalism, and you can laugh at someone and joke at someone and look down at someone, you know.
You just sell those newspapers for public opinion, just like you are all hung on public opinion, and none of you have any idea what you are doing.
You are just doing what you are doing for the money, for a little bit of attention from someone.
You should all turn around and face your children and start following them and listening to them.
I don't know who I am.
I am whoever you make me, but what you want is a fiend; you want a sadistic fiend because that is what you are. I do not dislike you. I am you. You are blood. You are my brother. That is why I can't fight you.
If I could I would jerk this microphone out and beat your brains out with it because that is what you deserve, that is what you deserve.
You can kill the ego, you can kill the pride, you can kill the want, the desire of a human being.
You can lock him in a cell and you can knock his teeth out and smash his brain, but you cannot kill the soul.
You never could kill the soul. It's always there, the beginning and the end. You cannot stop it, it's bigger than me. I'm just looking into it and it frightens me sometimes.
You can jump up and scream, "Guilty!" and you can say what a no good guy I am, and what a devil, fiend, eeky-sneaky slimy devil I am. It is your reflection and you're right, because that is what I am. I am whatever you make me.
You expect to break me? Impossible! You broke me years ago. You killed me years ago. I sat in a cell and the guy opened the door and he said, "You want out?"
I looked at him and said, "Do you want out?" You are in jail, all of you, and your whole procedure. The procedure that is on you is worse than the procedure that is on me. I like it in there.
We're all our own prisons, we are each all our own wardens and we do our own time. I can't judge anyone else. What other people do is not really my affair unless they approach me with it.
Prison's in your mind......Can't you see I'm free?
--- Manson, 1970 Testimony
I sit and watch you from nowhere, and I have nothing in my mind, no malice against you and no ribbons for you.
But you stand and you play the game of money. As long as you can sell a newspaper, some sensationalism, and you can laugh at someone and joke at someone and look down at someone, you know.
You just sell those newspapers for public opinion, just like you are all hung on public opinion, and none of you have any idea what you are doing.
You are just doing what you are doing for the money, for a little bit of attention from someone.
You should all turn around and face your children and start following them and listening to them.
I don't know who I am.
I am whoever you make me, but what you want is a fiend; you want a sadistic fiend because that is what you are. I do not dislike you. I am you. You are blood. You are my brother. That is why I can't fight you.
If I could I would jerk this microphone out and beat your brains out with it because that is what you deserve, that is what you deserve.
You can kill the ego, you can kill the pride, you can kill the want, the desire of a human being.
You can lock him in a cell and you can knock his teeth out and smash his brain, but you cannot kill the soul.
You never could kill the soul. It's always there, the beginning and the end. You cannot stop it, it's bigger than me. I'm just looking into it and it frightens me sometimes.
You can jump up and scream, "Guilty!" and you can say what a no good guy I am, and what a devil, fiend, eeky-sneaky slimy devil I am. It is your reflection and you're right, because that is what I am. I am whatever you make me.
You expect to break me? Impossible! You broke me years ago. You killed me years ago. I sat in a cell and the guy opened the door and he said, "You want out?"
I looked at him and said, "Do you want out?" You are in jail, all of you, and your whole procedure. The procedure that is on you is worse than the procedure that is on me. I like it in there.
We're all our own prisons, we are each all our own wardens and we do our own time. I can't judge anyone else. What other people do is not really my affair unless they approach me with it.
Prison's in your mind......Can't you see I'm free?
--- Manson, 1970 Testimony
2008/06/26
Dracula as the Anti-Christ
Anti-Christianity is a major reoccurring theme throughout Bram Stoker's Dracula. The novel portrays Anti-Christian values and beliefs, through one of its characters.
Dracula, one of the main characters in the novel, is used to take on the characteristics of the Anti-Christ. Stoker uses many beliefs from the Christian religion to display numerous amounts of Anti-Christian values, superstitious beliefs of the protection towards evil, and to compare and contrast the powers of God with those of Dracula. It is a theme that is used throughout the entire book.
There are many ways that Bram Stoker's character Dracula can be considered the Anti-Christ, mostly because of the showing of Anti-Christian values and abuses of the Christian religion. In chapter one as Jonathan Harker is traveling to Castle Dracula he is met by several people who give him a crucifix when he tells them where he is heading. One superstition is that a rosary will protect you from all evil, and in this novel the evil is Dracula. This rosary protects him when Jonathan cuts himself shaving the next day and Dracula lunges for his throat, but stops when he sees the crucifix around Jonathan's neck. Later in the book it discusses how you can defend yourself from Dracula and other vampires by the possession of a crucifix or practically any consecrated item from the Christian religion can be used to save you from the attack or presence of a vampire.
Another example of one of the superstitious acts is later in the book when Van Helsing uses a Host to prevent Dracula from entering his coffin or when he makes a "Holy Circle" with the Hosts to keep vampires out and to keep Mina safe. All of these are examples in which some forms of Christian beliefs are used to prevent the attack of Dracula.
Dracula has several powers that the Christian's believe no one but God could control. For instance, Dracula can control the weather, wild or unclean animals; he can change form, and has the power of necromancy. Christians believe that consuming God's body and blood will give them everlasting life with God in heaven; Dracula is remaining undead, or nosferatu, by consuming the blood of the living to survive and to build his strength. By this, Dracula is relying on humans to restore his life after death and not concentrating on God as the source of life. It is said that you must let God into your heart; Dracula may not enter someone's home unless they let him in. God is referred to in the Bible as being the light, which symbolizes happiness or life. Dracula's powers are limited during the light and his powers are stronger in the night, during darkness, which symbolizes evil. Dracula moves to an old abandoned Church not used anymore which can show that God is no longer present which would accomplish Dracula's purpose of spreading evil.
Dracula is also portrayed as the Anti-Christ by having similarities with Jesus but in evil ways. As Dracula feeds on the blood of the living he creates followers as Jesus had disciples. Throughout the book several times, normally while Renfield (one of his followers or "disciples") is speaking, when Dracula is referred to the pronoun is capitalized, as Christians would do when referring to God. Renfield views Dracula as god-like and all-powerful, he also refers to him as his master.
Throughout the novel, Bram Stoker uses many biblical allusions to show the god-like manner of Dracula, such as "the blood is the life" said by Renfield and when Renfield quotes Enoch. Renfield wants to walk by Dracula's side as Enoch walked by God's side. When the count is defeated in the end, he becomes dust. This is important because turning into dust represents Christian freedom in death and frees him from his evil ways.
Bram Stoker's Dracula emphasizes role of Christianity against Dracula's Anti-Christian presence. Dracula himself is a demonic figure, both in appearance and in behavior, and could be considered the Anti-Christ. In many ways Dracula is represented as the epitome of evil. In the end, he is defeated by holiness. Dracula uses many biblical references and shows a true resemblance between Dracula and anti-Christian beliefs.
-Author Unknown
Dracula, one of the main characters in the novel, is used to take on the characteristics of the Anti-Christ. Stoker uses many beliefs from the Christian religion to display numerous amounts of Anti-Christian values, superstitious beliefs of the protection towards evil, and to compare and contrast the powers of God with those of Dracula. It is a theme that is used throughout the entire book.
There are many ways that Bram Stoker's character Dracula can be considered the Anti-Christ, mostly because of the showing of Anti-Christian values and abuses of the Christian religion. In chapter one as Jonathan Harker is traveling to Castle Dracula he is met by several people who give him a crucifix when he tells them where he is heading. One superstition is that a rosary will protect you from all evil, and in this novel the evil is Dracula. This rosary protects him when Jonathan cuts himself shaving the next day and Dracula lunges for his throat, but stops when he sees the crucifix around Jonathan's neck. Later in the book it discusses how you can defend yourself from Dracula and other vampires by the possession of a crucifix or practically any consecrated item from the Christian religion can be used to save you from the attack or presence of a vampire.
Another example of one of the superstitious acts is later in the book when Van Helsing uses a Host to prevent Dracula from entering his coffin or when he makes a "Holy Circle" with the Hosts to keep vampires out and to keep Mina safe. All of these are examples in which some forms of Christian beliefs are used to prevent the attack of Dracula.
Dracula has several powers that the Christian's believe no one but God could control. For instance, Dracula can control the weather, wild or unclean animals; he can change form, and has the power of necromancy. Christians believe that consuming God's body and blood will give them everlasting life with God in heaven; Dracula is remaining undead, or nosferatu, by consuming the blood of the living to survive and to build his strength. By this, Dracula is relying on humans to restore his life after death and not concentrating on God as the source of life. It is said that you must let God into your heart; Dracula may not enter someone's home unless they let him in. God is referred to in the Bible as being the light, which symbolizes happiness or life. Dracula's powers are limited during the light and his powers are stronger in the night, during darkness, which symbolizes evil. Dracula moves to an old abandoned Church not used anymore which can show that God is no longer present which would accomplish Dracula's purpose of spreading evil.
Dracula is also portrayed as the Anti-Christ by having similarities with Jesus but in evil ways. As Dracula feeds on the blood of the living he creates followers as Jesus had disciples. Throughout the book several times, normally while Renfield (one of his followers or "disciples") is speaking, when Dracula is referred to the pronoun is capitalized, as Christians would do when referring to God. Renfield views Dracula as god-like and all-powerful, he also refers to him as his master.
Throughout the novel, Bram Stoker uses many biblical allusions to show the god-like manner of Dracula, such as "the blood is the life" said by Renfield and when Renfield quotes Enoch. Renfield wants to walk by Dracula's side as Enoch walked by God's side. When the count is defeated in the end, he becomes dust. This is important because turning into dust represents Christian freedom in death and frees him from his evil ways.
Bram Stoker's Dracula emphasizes role of Christianity against Dracula's Anti-Christian presence. Dracula himself is a demonic figure, both in appearance and in behavior, and could be considered the Anti-Christ. In many ways Dracula is represented as the epitome of evil. In the end, he is defeated by holiness. Dracula uses many biblical references and shows a true resemblance between Dracula and anti-Christian beliefs.
-Author Unknown
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