Candy Mountain

Oh when youre down and looking for some cheering up
Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave
When you get inside you find yourself a cheery land
Such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land
They've got lollipops and gummi drops and candy things
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day
Its impossible to wear a frown in candy town
Its the mecca of love the candy cave
They've got jellybeans and coconuts with little hats
Candy rats, chocolate bats, its a wonderland of sweets
Buy the candy train to town and hear the candy band
Candy bells, its a treat, as they march across the land
Cherry ribbon stream across the sky and to the ground
Turn around, it astounds, its a dancing candy treat
In the candy cave imagination runs so free
So now Charlie please will you go into the cave?

The Elder Swear

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