~ The book would be called Windows to the Goddess.
~ Iconology would be a major chapter.
~ A revised edition would be released approximately every 6 months, without which your magik would no longer work.
~ Your broom would crash at least once a week.
~ Cauldrons would be called recycle bins.
~ A Book of Shadows would be called a Folder of Magik.
~ A free high-speed connection spell would come with every book.
~ Every now & then your circle would collapse & you would have to perform the re-boot ritual to get it working again.
~ If you used the more powerful NT Magik, all circles within a 5 mile radius would go down.
~ At least once a month you would have to re-install your spells into your Folder of Magik.
~ You would have to use a start ritual to exit your circle (& cakes & wine would only be served after a sign from the Goddess that it was safe to do so).
