Gamers

2009/09/26

Love You Madly

"I have loved to the point of madness, That which is called madness, That which to me, Is the only sensible way to love."
- Françoise Sagan

Drumming Song

2009/07/24

Quotage

"Fans are clingy complaining dipshits who will never ever be grateful for any concession you make. The moment you shut out their shrill tremulous voices the happier you'll be for it."
- Yahtzee Croshaw


"I just don't want to die without a few scars."
- Chuck Palahniuk


"Bondage is the life of personality, and for bondage the personal self will fight with tireless resourcefulness and the most stubborn cunning."
- Aldous Huxley


"The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane."
- Nikola Tesla


"Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by a mad woman; only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion."
- Robertson Davies


"The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself."
- Sir Richard Francis Burton

2009/06/28

Candy Mountain

Oh when youre down and looking for some cheering up
Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave
When you get inside you find yourself a cheery land
Such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land
They've got lollipops and gummi drops and candy things
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day
Its impossible to wear a frown in candy town
Its the mecca of love the candy cave
They've got jellybeans and coconuts with little hats
Candy rats, chocolate bats, its a wonderland of sweets
Buy the candy train to town and hear the candy band
Candy bells, its a treat, as they march across the land
Cherry ribbon stream across the sky and to the ground
Turn around, it astounds, its a dancing candy treat
In the candy cave imagination runs so free
So now Charlie please will you go into the cave?


2009/06/20

The Elder Swear

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