Adopt a Vampire

The Homosexual Menace

Weekend in the Meyer

On my blog I had written a tirade to the faggy-sparkliness of Edward, and stumbling upon this found someone to completely relate to on the owning of the entire series. While I have no shame, as I've long been a collector of monster memorabilia, I do have to admit the Twilight series always seems like a taint on an otherwise shining altar of gorey goodness...